Lineman
| Tokala-Ok | 1.000 |
| Lex the Girl | 0.556 |
| Tim the Boy | 0.556 |
| Gazrog, The Bloody Grin | 0.333 |
| Gorog, Manslayer | 0.267 |
| Zlarg, One Eye | 0.200 |
| Zar'Ling, The Cursed | 0.200 |
| Puke Lerry | 0.200 |
| Blue Black Carol Kane | 0.176 |
| Peevish | 0.167 |
| Mark | 0.167 |
| Morgoth, The Black Death | 0.133 |
| Kaz, The Gorerunner (ret.) | 0.125 |
| Harrison Ford | 0.125 |
| Baby Vella Sol | 0.118 |
| Hat Guy | 0.111 |
| Johnny Five (ret.) | 0.100 |
| Regan Mc | 0.100 |
| Kayaoko | 0.100 |
| Sheriff Lillie Sloyd | 0.059 |
| Velveteen Ruth Guavasteen | 0.059 |
| Chucky (ret.) | 0.500 |
| Kil'Gor Blackhand | 0.500 |
| John | 0.500 |
| Morgoth, The Black Death | 0.400 |
| Pelvis Resley | 0.400 |
| Baby Vella Sol | 0.353 |
| Clive | 0.333 |
| Mark | 0.333 |
| Luke | 0.333 |
| Elixer Sue Egypt | 0.333 |
| Land Tick Hailey Haine | 0.312 |
| Regan Mc | 0.300 |
| Kaz, The Gorerunner (ret.) | 0.250 |
| Merny Bac | 0.250 |
| Velveteen Ruth Guavasteen | 0.235 |
| Mad Dog Mae Carob | 0.235 |
| Puke Lerry | 0.200 |
| Helmut Spiegel | 0.200 |
| Dr. Malcom Armison | 0.200 |
| Sheriff Lillie Sloyd | 0.176 |
| Matt | 0.167 |
| Phill | 0.167 |
| Stephen | 0.158 |
| Dr F (ret.) | 0.143 |
| Gorog, Manslayer | 0.133 |
| Gorlog, Deathbellow | 0.133 |
| Zar'Ling, The Cursed | 0.133 |
| Blue Black Carol Kane | 0.118 |
| Hat Guy | 0.111 |
| Tim the Boy | 0.111 |
| Clive | 0.333 |
| Sheriff Lillie Sloyd | 0.176 |
| John | 0.167 |
| Kaz, The Gorerunner (ret.) | 0.125 |
| Baby Vella Sol | 0.118 |
| Mad Dog Mae Carob | 0.118 |
| Hat Guy | 0.111 |
| Zlarg, One Eye | 0.067 |
| Land Tick Hailey Haine | 0.062 |
| Squeaky Kate Zarek (†) | 0.059 |
| Velveteen Ruth Guavasteen | 0.059 |
| Merny Bac | 1 |
| Mad Dog Mae Carob | 1 |
| Dr F (ret.) | 1 |
| Merny Bac | 0.250 |
| Dr F (ret.) | 0.143 |
| Mad Dog Mae Carob | 0.059 |
| Gorog, Manslayer | 4 |
| Stradivarius | 2 |
| Squeaky Kate Zarek (†) | 1 |
| Irksome (ret.) | 1 |
| Snotty | 1 |
| Stradivarius | 0.333 |
| Gorog, Manslayer | 0.267 |
| Irksome (ret.) | 0.200 |
| Squeaky Kate Zarek (†) | 0.059 |
| Morgoth, The Black Death | 38 |
| Gorog, Manslayer | 26 |
| Baby Vella Sol | 26 |
| Tim the Boy | 21 |
| Stephen | 20 |
| Cupcake Son Davis | 20 |
| Bell-shaped John | 20 |
| Brawndo The Thirst Mutilator | 20 |
| Lex the Girl | 19 |
| Blue Black Carol Kane | 17 |
| Mark | 17 |
| Land Tick Hailey Haine | 16 |
| Zlarg, One Eye | 16 |
| Velveteen Ruth Guavasteen | 14 |
| Zar'Ling, The Cursed | 13 |
| Regan Mc | 13 |
| Kayaoko | 13 |
| Pelvis Resley | 12 |
| Matt | 12 |
| Phill | 12 |
| Sheriff Lillie Sloyd | 11 |
| Hambody Eddie Bell | 10 |
| Howard (ret.) | 10 |
| Luke | 10 |
| Gul'Rog, Chainbreaker (ret.) | 8 |
| Gorlog, Deathbellow | 8 |
| Baghead | 8 |
| Helmut Spiegel | 8 |
| Dr. Malcom Armison | 8 |
| Sippy Wallace Beery | 8 |
| Tokala-Ok | 3.000 |
| Morgoth, The Black Death | 2.533 |
| Pelvis Resley | 2.400 |
| Tim the Boy | 2.333 |
| Lex the Girl | 2.111 |
| Gorog, Manslayer | 1.733 |
| Baby Vella Sol | 1.529 |
| Derek (ret.) | 1.333 |
| Etta James Garfield (ret.) | 1.333 |
| Regan Mc | 1.300 |
| Kayaoko | 1.300 |
| Mark | 1.167 |
| Zlarg, One Eye | 1.133 |
| Land Tick Hailey Haine | 1.000 |
| Chucky (ret.) | 1.000 |
| Blue Black Carol Kane | 1.000 |
| Howard (ret.) | 1.000 |
| Kil'Gor Blackhand | 1.000 |
| Irksome (ret.) | 1.000 |
| Matt | 1.000 |
| Puke Lerry | 1.000 |
| Phill | 1.000 |
| Gazrog, The Bloody Grin | 1.000 |
| Jane Russell Crowe (†) | 1.000 |
| Sippy Wallace Beery | 1.000 |
| Stephen | 0.947 |
| Gul'Rog, Chainbreaker (ret.) | 0.889 |
| Harrison Ford | 0.875 |
| Zar'Ling, The Cursed | 0.867 |
| Velveteen Ruth Guavasteen | 0.824 |
| Jane Russell Crowe (†) | 1.000 |
| Derek (ret.) | 0.667 |
| Etta James Garfield (ret.) | 0.667 |
| Tori Amos Tversky (ret.) | 0.500 |
| Merny Bac | 0.500 |
| Mat Porita (†) | 0.500 |
| Apoyektek | 0.500 |
| Janet Jackson Pollock (ret.) | 0.500 |
| Patty Duke Robillard (ret.) | 0.500 |
| Linda Hamilton | 0.500 |
| Keanu Reeves Reloaded (ret.) | 0.500 |
| Leath Hedger | 0.400 |
| Keanu Reeves (ret.) | 0.400 |
| Sippy Wallace Beery | 0.375 |
| Bruce Willis | 0.333 |
| Tetchy | 0.333 |
| Long Elizabella | 0.333 |
| Michael (†) | 0.333 |
| E4 | 0.250 |
| Richard | 0.250 |
| Kerfuffle (ret.) | 0.200 |
| Irksome (ret.) | 0.200 |
| E3 | 0.200 |
| D | 0.200 |
| Helmut Spiegel | 0.200 |
| Velveteen Ruth Guavasteen | 0.176 |
| Jack T (ret.) | 0.167 |
| Peevish | 0.167 |
| Stradivarius | 0.167 |
| Luke | 0.167 |
| Morgoth, The Black Death | 120K |
| Baby Vella Sol | 110K |
| Brawndo The Thirst Mutilator | 110K |
| Gorog, Manslayer | 100K |
| Tim the Boy | 100K |
| Land Tick Hailey Haine | 90K |
| Blue Black Carol Kane | 90K |
| Velveteen Ruth Guavasteen | 90K |
| Bell-shaped John | 90K |
| Matt | 90K |
| Mark | 90K |
| Luke | 90K |
| John | 90K |
| Phill | 90K |
| Borris | 90K |
| Harrison Ford | 90K |
| Lex the Girl | 80K |
| Zlarg, One Eye | 80K |
| Gorlog, Deathbellow | 80K |
| Zar'Ling, The Cursed | 80K |
| Bruce Willis | 70K |
| Sheriff Lillie Sloyd | 70K |
| Regan Mc | 70K |
| Cupcake Son Davis | 70K |
| Kayaoko | 70K |
| Pelvis Resley | 70K |
| Mad Dog Mae Carob | 70K |
| Kurt Russell | 70K |
| Jackie Chan | 70K |
| Player #6 | 70K |