Honours

Lineman

MOST TOUCHDOWNS SCORED
Lex the Girl 5
Tim the Boy 5
Zlarg, One Eye 3
Zar'Ling, The Cursed 3
Gorog, Manslayer 2
Morgoth, The Black Death 2
Cupcake Smith 2
Big Jane Manzanillo 2
Taktok-hual'qui 2
Hat Guy 1
Tori Amos Tversky 1
Kaz, The Gorerunner (ret.) 1
Old Blind Darby 1
Johnny Five (ret.) 1
Beaver Peterson 1
Cathy Freeman Dyson 1
Bell-shaped John 1
Brawndo The Thirst Mutilator 1
Tocenhutaqteq 1
Gnome Alone 1
Revenge of the Gnomes (ret.) 1
Iquzal-ain'teq 1
Xuaacu-hualtak 1
Manuela 1
Apoek-nak'toc 1
Maimsteen 1
Kill Mister 1
Test Journeyman #0 (ret.) 1
Test Journeyman #0 1
Test Journeyman #6 1
MOST TOUCHDOWNS SCORED PER GAME
Lex the Girl 0.556
Tim the Boy 0.556
Old Blind Darby 0.500
Bell-shaped John 0.500
Test Journeyman #0 0.500
Test Journeyman #6 0.500
Taktok-hual'qui 0.400
Zlarg, One Eye 0.333
Zar'Ling, The Cursed 0.333
Iquzal-ain'teq 0.333
Xuaacu-hualtak 0.250
Apoek-nak'toc 0.250
Gorog, Manslayer 0.222
Morgoth, The Black Death 0.222
Beaver Peterson 0.200
Brawndo The Thirst Mutilator 0.200
Tocenhutaqteq 0.200
Gnome Alone 0.200
Manuela 0.200
Kill Mister 0.200
Maimsteen 0.167
Cupcake Smith 0.154
Big Jane Manzanillo 0.154
Kaz, The Gorerunner (ret.) 0.125
Hat Guy 0.111
Johnny Five (ret.) 0.100
Tori Amos Tversky 0.077
Cathy Freeman Dyson 0.077


MOST CASUALTIES INFLICTED
Morgoth, The Black Death 4
Cupcake Smith 4
Harper Lee Marvin 4
Erlewine Lazer 4
Big Jane Manzanillo 4
Stephen 3
Cathy Freeman Dyson 3
Clive 3
Gorog, Manslayer 2
Kaz, The Gorerunner (ret.) 2
Gorlog, Deathbellow 2
Chucky 2
Regan Mc 2
28 Gnomes Later 2
Hat Guy 1
Tori Amos Tversky 1
Bo Derek Jacobi 1
Tim the Boy 1
Zar'Ling, The Cursed 1
Howard (ret.) 1
Samuel (†) 1
Pelvis Resley 1
Puke Lerry 1
Merny Bac 1
Borris 1
Tocenhutaqteq 1
Rachmaninoff Pete Williams (ret.) 1
Nico 1
Kirk the Hammer 1
MOST CASUALTIES INFLICTED PER GAME
Chucky 1.000
Regan Mc 1.000
Clive 1.000
Pelvis Resley 0.500
Puke Lerry 0.500
Merny Bac 0.500
Morgoth, The Black Death 0.444
28 Gnomes Later 0.400
Erlewine Lazer 0.333
Rachmaninoff Pete Williams (ret.) 0.333
Cupcake Smith 0.308
Harper Lee Marvin 0.308
Big Jane Manzanillo 0.308
Kaz, The Gorerunner (ret.) 0.250
Stephen 0.231
Cathy Freeman Dyson 0.231
Gorog, Manslayer 0.222
Gorlog, Deathbellow 0.222
Tocenhutaqteq 0.200
Nico 0.200
Kirk the Hammer 0.167
Borris 0.143
Hat Guy 0.111
Tim the Boy 0.111
Zar'Ling, The Cursed 0.111
Howard (ret.) 0.100
Samuel (†) 0.100
Bo Derek Jacobi 0.083
Tori Amos Tversky 0.077


MOST CASUALTIES BY FOULING
Clive 3
Big Jane Manzanillo 2
28 Gnomes Later 2
Hat Guy 1
Tori Amos Tversky 1
Bo Derek Jacobi 1
Kaz, The Gorerunner (ret.) 1
Cathy Freeman Dyson 1
Harper Lee Marvin 1
Erlewine Lazer 1
Nico 1
Kirk the Hammer 1
MOST CASUALTIES BY FOULS PER GAME
Clive 1.000
28 Gnomes Later 0.400
Nico 0.200
Kirk the Hammer 0.167
Big Jane Manzanillo 0.154
Kaz, The Gorerunner (ret.) 0.125
Hat Guy 0.111
Bo Derek Jacobi 0.083
Erlewine Lazer 0.083
Tori Amos Tversky 0.077
Cathy Freeman Dyson 0.077
Harper Lee Marvin 0.077


MOST CAS. BY CROWD SURF
Merny Bac 1
Rachmaninoff Pete Williams (ret.) 1
MOST CAS. BY CROWD SURF PER GAME
Merny Bac 0.500
Rachmaninoff Pete Williams (ret.) 0.333


MOST COMPLETIONS
Kill Mister 1
MOST COMPLETIONS PER GAME
Kill Mister 0.200


MOST DEFLECTIONS
MOST DEFLECTIONS PER GAME


MOST INTERCEPTIONS
MOST INTERCEPTIONS PER GAME


MOST GAMES PLAYED
Tori Amos Tversky 13
Stephen 13
Cathy Freeman Dyson 13
Cupcake Smith 13
Harper Lee Marvin 13
Big Jane Manzanillo 13
Anne (ret.) 12
Bo Derek Jacobi 12
Erlewine Lazer 12
Elixer Sue Egypt (†) 11
Johnny Five (ret.) 10
Sippy Wallace Beery (†) 10
Howard (ret.) 10
Samuel (†) 10
Hat Guy 9
Newman from Seinfeld 9
Gorog, Manslayer 9
Shirley Temple Grandin (ret.) 9
Lex the Girl 9
Tim the Boy 9
Zlarg, One Eye 9
Morgoth, The Black Death 9
Gul'Rog, Chainbreaker 9
Gorlog, Deathbellow 9
Zar'Ling, The Cursed 9
Kaz, The Gorerunner (ret.) 8
Josef (ret.) 7
Deano (ret.) 7
Matt 7
Mark 7
MOST PLAYOFF GAMES PLAYED
Anne (ret.) 3
Stephen 3
Johnny Five (ret.) 3
Howard (ret.) 3
Samuel (†) 3
Hat Guy 2
Newman from Seinfeld 2
Tori Amos Tversky 2
Shirley Temple Grandin (ret.) 2
Bo Derek Jacobi 2
Lex the Girl 2
Tim the Boy 2
Sippy Wallace Beery (†) 2
Elixer Sue Egypt (†) 2
Cathy Freeman Dyson 2
Cupcake Smith 2
Harper Lee Marvin 2
Erlewine Lazer 2
Big Jane Manzanillo 2
Gorog, Manslayer 1
Kaz, The Gorerunner (ret.) 1
Zlarg, One Eye 1
Morgoth, The Black Death 1
Gul'Rog, Chainbreaker 1
Gorlog, Deathbellow 1
Zar'Ling, The Cursed 1
Grey Belly 0
Hambody Eddie Bell 0
Josef (ret.) 0
Deano (ret.) 0


BRIGHTEST STAR
Morgoth, The Black Death 38
Brawndo The Thirst Mutilator 27
Gorog, Manslayer 25
Bell-shaped John 23
Tim the Boy 21
Stephen 20
Cupcake Son Davis 20
Scores-in-One-Turn 20
28 Gnomes Later 20
Gianluigi 20
Helmet 20
Lex the Girl 19
Cupcake Smith 18
Big Jane Manzanillo 18
Tocenhutaqteq 17
Zlarg, One Eye 16
Billy Ray Babineaux (ret.) 16
Sofia 16
Player #3 (ret.) 16
Kill Mister 16
Gnome Alone 15
Hambody Eddie Bell 14
Harper Lee Marvin 14
Erlewine Lazer 14
Matt 14
Taktok-hual'qui 14
Zar'Ling, The Cursed 13
Rachmaninoff Pete Williams (ret.) 12
Buster Sundown (ret.) 12
Lorenzo 12
FASTEST RISER
Billy Ray Babineaux (ret.) 5.333
Player #3 (ret.) 5.333
Rachmaninoff Pete Williams (ret.) 4.000
28 Gnomes Later 4.000
Gianluigi 4.000
Sofia 4.000
Iquzal-ain'teq 3.667
Tocenhutaqteq 3.400
Morgoth, The Black Death 3.333
Helmet 3.333
Kill Mister 3.200
Pelvis Resley 3.000
Gnome Alone 3.000
Taktok-hual'qui 2.800
Player #2 2.667
Player #1 2.667
Lorenzo 2.400
Tim the Boy 2.333
Manuela 2.200
Lex the Girl 2.111
Gorog, Manslayer 2.000
Hambody Eddie Bell 2.000
Chucky 2.000
Regan Mc 2.000
Cream Nut Dave 2.000
"Mofo" Moe Fogelman 2.000
Savage Rick 2.000
Test Journeyman #1 2.000
Test Journeyman #7 2.000
Maimsteen 1.833


MOST INJURED
Tori Amos Tversky 4
Harper Lee Marvin 4
Anne (ret.) 2
Bo Derek Jacobi 2
Stephen 2
Sippy Wallace Beery (†) 2
*Void* 2
Kerfuffle 2
Irksome 2
Tetchy 2
Kurt Russell (†) 2
Sippy Wallace Beery 2
Iquzal-ain'teq 2
Xuaacu-hualtak 2
Maimsteen 2
Elixer Sue Egypt (†) 1
Samuel (†) 1
Laurell 1
Erlewine Lazer 1
Merny Bac 1
Mat Porita (†) 1
Leath Hedger 1
Mark 1
Luke 1
E4 1
John (†) 1
Jackie Chan 1
Jo-El Beauregard 1
Gnome Hard 1
28 Gnomes Later 1
MOST INJURED PER GAME
*Void* 1.000
Sippy Wallace Beery 1.000
Iquzal-ain'teq 0.667
Merny Bac 0.500
Mat Porita (†) 0.500
Leath Hedger 0.500
E4 0.500
Xuaacu-hualtak 0.500
Player #6 0.500
Kurt Russell (†) 0.400
Laurell 0.333
Maimsteen 0.333
Tori Amos Tversky 0.308
Harper Lee Marvin 0.308
Jo-El Beauregard 0.250
Sofia 0.250
Bruce Willis 0.250
Apoek-nak'toc 0.250
Sippy Wallace Beery (†) 0.200
John (†) 0.200
Gnome Hard 0.200
28 Gnomes Later 0.200
Nico 0.200
Kill Mister 0.200
Wild Zakk 0.200
Anne (ret.) 0.167
Bo Derek Jacobi 0.167
Jackie Chan 0.167
Stephen 0.154
Mark 0.143


HIGHEST TEAM VALUE
Morgoth, The Black Death 120K
Brawndo The Thirst Mutilator 110K
Gianluigi 110K
Sofia 110K
Gorog, Manslayer 100K
Tim the Boy 100K
Scores-in-One-Turn 100K
Tocenhutaqteq 100K
Cupcake Smith 90K
Harper Lee Marvin 90K
Erlewine Lazer 90K
Big Jane Manzanillo 90K
Bell-shaped John 90K
Matt 90K
Mark 90K
Luke 90K
Phill 90K
Borris 90K
Harrison Ford 90K
Manuela 90K
Lorenzo 90K
Helmet 90K
Lex the Girl 80K
Zlarg, One Eye 80K
Gul'Rog, Chainbreaker 80K
Gorlog, Deathbellow 80K
Zar'Ling, The Cursed 80K
Tori Amos Tversky 70K
Cathy Freeman Dyson 70K
Cupcake Son Davis 70K