All Players, Overall
| Tokala-Ok | 1.000 |
| Ugg, The Hungry | 1.000 |
| Freddy | 0.800 |
| Percy (†) | 0.778 |
| Mary | 0.737 |
| Sigourney Weaver | 0.625 |
| Sooty | 0.600 |
| Lex the Girl | 0.556 |
| Tim the Boy | 0.556 |
| Chunky La Belle (†) | 0.500 |
| Geena Davis | 0.500 |
| Big Joan Manzanillo | 0.471 |
| Poppy | 0.421 |
| Luce Bee | 0.400 |
| Snowball | 0.400 |
| Bloodguzzler | 0.400 |
| Tina La Fay | 0.353 |
| Churlish Doug Grimfang | 0.333 |
| Gazrog, The Bloody Grin | 0.333 |
| Jack Griffin | 0.300 |
| Wesley Snipes | 0.286 |
| Crum the Basher | 0.286 |
| Gorog, Manslayer | 0.267 |
| Arnold Schwarzenegger | 0.250 |
| Jean-Claude Van Damme | 0.250 |
| E.L. (†) | 0.200 |
| Zlarg, One Eye | 0.200 |
| Zar'Ling, The Cursed | 0.200 |
| Puke Lerry | 0.200 |
| M | 0.200 |
| Atokoi | 1.000 |
| Jason V | 0.800 |
| Tina La Fay | 0.765 |
| Pamela V | 0.700 |
| Con Jandy | 0.600 |
| Sooty | 0.600 |
| Percy (†) | 0.556 |
| Chucky (ret.) | 0.500 |
| Kil'Gor Blackhand | 0.500 |
| Leather Face | 0.500 |
| Charax | 0.500 |
| Atarar | 0.500 |
| John | 0.500 |
| Stephen | 0.500 |
| Sylvester Stallone | 0.429 |
| Mary | 0.421 |
| Calamity Jane Austin | 0.412 |
| Morgoth, The Black Death | 0.400 |
| Pelvis Resley | 0.400 |
| Sigourney Weaver | 0.375 |
| Big Joan Manzanillo | 0.353 |
| Baby Vella Sol | 0.353 |
| King Gizz | 0.333 |
| Clive | 0.333 |
| Mark | 0.333 |
| Luke | 0.333 |
| Fabio | 0.333 |
| Arnold | 0.333 |
| Elixer Sue Egypt | 0.333 |
| Rob Zombie | 0.316 |
| Clive | 0.333 |
| Con Jandy | 0.200 |
| Sheriff Lillie Sloyd | 0.176 |
| Captain Orcheart | 0.167 |
| John | 0.167 |
| Arnold | 0.167 |
| Kaz, The Gorerunner (ret.) | 0.125 |
| Baby Vella Sol | 0.118 |
| Mad Dog Mae Carob | 0.118 |
| Hat Guy | 0.111 |
| Zlarg, One Eye | 0.067 |
| Land Tick Hailey Haine | 0.062 |
| Squeaky Kate Zarek (†) | 0.059 |
| Velveteen Ruth Guavasteen | 0.059 |
| King Zog | 1 |
| Merny Bac | 1 |
| Mad Dog Mae Carob | 1 |
| Percy (†) | 1 |
| Dr F (ret.) | 1 |
| Merny Bac | 0.250 |
| Dr F (ret.) | 0.143 |
| King Zog | 0.067 |
| Mad Dog Mae Carob | 0.059 |
| Percy (†) | 0.056 |
| Xazqokatzalan | 0.500 |
| Jack Wight (ret.) | 0.500 |
| Bill | 0.500 |
| Eater of Books | 0.333 |
| Stradivarius | 0.333 |
| Gorog, Manslayer | 0.267 |
| Jean-Claude Van Damme | 0.250 |
| Toilet Lawyer | 0.222 |
| Irksome (ret.) | 0.200 |
| Luce Bee | 0.200 |
| K | 0.200 |
| Poppy | 0.158 |
| Chunky La Belle (†) | 0.143 |
| Stephanie (ret.) | 0.143 |
| Nicolas Cage | 0.125 |
| Squeaky Kate Zarek (†) | 0.059 |
| Percy (†) | 0.056 |
| Mary | 0.053 |
| Mary | 19 |
| Stephen | 19 |
| Poppy | 19 |
| Rob Zombie | 19 |
| Bramwell | 19 |
| Percy (†) | 18 |
| Big Joan Manzanillo | 17 |
| Sheriff Lillie Sloyd | 17 |
| Calamity Jane Austin | 17 |
| Squeaky Kate Zarek (†) | 17 |
| Tina La Fay | 17 |
| Blue Black Carol Kane | 17 |
| Velveteen Ruth Guavasteen | 17 |
| Baby Vella Sol | 17 |
| Mad Dog Mae Carob | 17 |
| Land Tick Hailey Haine | 16 |
| King Zog | 15 |
| Gorog, Manslayer | 15 |
| Zlarg, One Eye | 15 |
| Morgoth, The Black Death | 15 |
| Zil'Kar the Chosen | 15 |
| Gorlog, Deathbellow | 15 |
| Zar'Ling, The Cursed | 15 |
| Crom the Smasher | 15 |
| Chunky La Belle (†) | 14 |
| Anne (ret.) | 12 |
| Samuel (†) | 12 |
| Edgar (†) | 12 |
| Quentin (†) | 12 |
| Elixer Sue Egypt (†) | 11 |
| Mary | 63 |
| Percy (†) | 61 |
| Sigourney Weaver | 49 |
| Big Joan Manzanillo | 48 |
| Tina La Fay | 48 |
| Pamela V | 46 |
| Chunky La Belle (†) | 43 |
| Poppy | 43 |
| Morgoth, The Black Death | 38 |
| Freddy | 32 |
| Churlish Doug Grimfang | 32 |
| Snowball | 32 |
| Sooty | 31 |
| Leather Face | 30 |
| Arnold Schwarzenegger | 30 |
| Calamity Jane Austin | 29 |
| Eater of Books | 28 |
| Zoa-Krarr | 28 |
| Gorog, Manslayer | 26 |
| Baby Vella Sol | 26 |
| Brunhilda the Unwed | 24 |
| Con Jandy | 24 |
| Atokoi | 24 |
| Jack Griffin | 23 |
| Eric | 22 |
| E | 22 |
| Wal Porker | 22 |
| O | 22 |
| Nicolas Cage | 22 |
| Tim the Boy | 21 |
| Zoa-Krarr | 4.000 |
| Sigourney Weaver | 3.625 |
| Percy (†) | 3.389 |
| Mary | 3.316 |
| Freddy | 3.200 |
| Crum the Basher | 3.143 |
| Chunky La Belle (†) | 3.071 |
| Tokala-Ok | 3.000 |
| Ugg, The Hungry | 3.000 |
| Sooty | 3.000 |
| Big Joan Manzanillo | 2.824 |
| Tina La Fay | 2.824 |
| Pamela V | 2.600 |
| Morgoth, The Black Death | 2.533 |
| Jack Wight (ret.) | 2.500 |
| Pelvis Resley | 2.400 |
| Tim the Boy | 2.333 |
| Bill | 2.333 |
| Poppy | 2.263 |
| Geena Davis | 2.250 |
| Sam Neill | 2.111 |
| Lex the Girl | 2.111 |
| Zans Himmer | 2.000 |
| Tlor-Groa | 2.000 |
| Churlish Doug Grimfang | 2.000 |
| Atokoi | 2.000 |
| Wesley Snipes | 2.000 |
| Bloodguzzler | 2.000 |
| Luce Bee | 1.800 |
| Ripjaw | 1.800 |
| Jordan (ret.) | 1.000 |
| Jane Russell Crowe (†) | 1.000 |
| Derek (ret.) | 0.667 |
| Etta James Garfield (ret.) | 0.667 |
| Zans Himmer | 0.500 |
| Tori Amos Tversky (ret.) | 0.500 |
| Merny Bac | 0.500 |
| Mat Porita (†) | 0.500 |
| Gror-Krak (†) | 0.500 |
| Charax | 0.500 |
| Apoyektek | 0.500 |
| Janet Jackson Pollock (ret.) | 0.500 |
| Patty Duke Robillard (ret.) | 0.500 |
| Octavia | 0.500 |
| Linda Hamilton | 0.500 |
| Keanu Reeves Reloaded (ret.) | 0.500 |
| Vincent | 0.400 |
| Walter Wight | 0.400 |
| Leath Hedger | 0.400 |
| Wal Porker | 0.400 |
| R2 | 0.400 |
| Keanu Reeves (ret.) | 0.400 |
| Henry | 0.375 |
| Sippy Wallace Beery | 0.375 |
| Bruce Willis | 0.333 |
| Captain Orcheart | 0.333 |
| Tetchy | 0.333 |
| Y (†) | 0.333 |
| Churlish Doug Grimfang | 0.333 |
| Long Elizabella | 0.333 |
| Sigourney Weaver | 210K |
| Mary | 205K |
| Pamela V | 205K |
| Brunhilda the Unwed | 200K |
| Atokoi | 200K |
| Con Jandy | 195K |
| Big Joan Manzanillo | 190K |
| Tina La Fay | 190K |
| Leather Face | 185K |
| Wal Porker | 185K |
| Snowball | 185K |
| Sooty | 185K |
| Eater of Books | 175K |
| King Gizz | 170K |
| Arnold Schwarzenegger | 160K |
| Rob Zombie | 155K |
| Calamity Jane Austin | 150K |
| Churlish Doug Grimfang | 150K |
| Geena Davis | 150K |
| Eric | 145K |
| Bill | 145K |
| Mr DNA | 140K |
| Zil'Kar the Chosen | 140K |
| Crom the Smasher | 140K |
| Ugg, The Hungry | 140K |
| Nicolas Cage | 140K |
| Crum the Basher | 140K |
| Poppy | 135K |
| Freddy | 135K |
| Bramwell | 135K |