All Players, Overall
| Luce Bee | 1.000 |
| Mary | 0.786 |
| Wafer "Manbat" Cabrera | 0.714 |
| Percy | 0.643 |
| Chunky La Belle | 0.583 |
| Poppy | 0.571 |
| Steve | 0.571 |
| Lex the Girl | 0.556 |
| Tim the Boy | 0.556 |
| Garfield | 0.556 |
| Jean-Claude Van Damme | 0.545 |
| Deborah Harry Houdini (†) | 0.500 |
| Guillermo | 0.500 |
| Iquzal-ain'teq | 0.500 |
| Alexi | 0.500 |
| Kurt Russell Reborn | 0.500 |
| Testing AD | 0.444 |
| Claudio | 0.400 |
| Tina La Fay | 0.385 |
| Zlarg, One Eye | 0.333 |
| Zar'Ling, The Cursed | 0.333 |
| Xuaacu-hualtak | 0.286 |
| Ray Gamma | 0.286 |
| Wesley Snipes | 0.273 |
| Tocenhutaqteq (†) | 0.250 |
| Taktok-hual'qui | 0.250 |
| Gorog, Manslayer | 0.222 |
| Morgoth, The Black Death | 0.222 |
| Gnome Alone | 0.222 |
| The Gnomen | 0.222 |
| Jason V | 1.000 |
| Chucky | 1.000 |
| Regan Mc | 1.000 |
| Con Jandy | 1.000 |
| Sigourney Weaver | 0.909 |
| Clive | 0.750 |
| Tina La Fay | 0.692 |
| Calamity Jane Austin | 0.692 |
| E | 0.500 |
| Luce Bee | 0.500 |
| Betty Wight | 0.500 |
| Pelvis Resley | 0.500 |
| Puke Lerry | 0.500 |
| Merny Bac | 0.500 |
| Black Lava Falaba Bagayogo | 0.500 |
| 28 Gnomes Later | 0.500 |
| Morgoth, The Black Death | 0.444 |
| Percy | 0.429 |
| Popeye Gonzales | 0.429 |
| Coahuila Rex | 0.375 |
| Nokor | 0.375 |
| Nicolas Cage | 0.364 |
| Mary | 0.357 |
| Erlewine Lazer | 0.333 |
| Rachmaninoff Pete Williams (ret.) | 0.333 |
| Ailie Ent | 0.333 |
| Alpha Orionis | 0.333 |
| Cupcake Smith | 0.308 |
| Harper Lee Marvin | 0.308 |
| Big Jane Manzanillo | 0.308 |
| Clive | 0.750 |
| Con Jandy | 0.500 |
| 28 Gnomes Later | 0.500 |
| King Giz | 0.286 |
| Big Jane Manzanillo | 0.154 |
| Kirk the Hammer | 0.143 |
| Kaz, The Gorerunner (ret.) | 0.125 |
| Hat Guy | 0.111 |
| Nico | 0.111 |
| Bo Derek Jacobi | 0.083 |
| Erlewine Lazer | 0.083 |
| Tori Amos Tversky | 0.077 |
| Cathy Freeman Dyson | 0.077 |
| Harper Lee Marvin | 0.077 |
| Sigourney Weaver | 2 |
| Merny Bac | 1 |
| Rachmaninoff Pete Williams (ret.) | 1 |
| Merny Bac | 0.500 |
| Rachmaninoff Pete Williams (ret.) | 0.333 |
| Sigourney Weaver | 0.182 |
| Paulo | 11 |
| Alessandro | 6 |
| Ailie Ent | 4 |
| Zealcap Tek | 3 |
| Toilet Lawyer | 2 |
| Poppy | 2 |
| Percy | 1 |
| Stephanie (ret.) | 1 |
| Luce Bee | 1 |
| Bill | 1 |
| Ben | 1 |
| Fabio The Beautiful | 1 |
| Gnoméquin | 1 |
| Predatree | 1 |
| Romancing the Gnome | 1 |
| Manuela | 1 |
| Nicolas Cage | 1 |
| Ray Gamma | 1 |
| Kill Mister | 1 |
| Paulo | 1.222 |
| Alessandro | 0.667 |
| Luce Bee | 0.500 |
| Ailie Ent | 0.444 |
| Zealcap Tek | 0.375 |
| Toilet Lawyer | 0.222 |
| Kill Mister | 0.167 |
| Poppy | 0.143 |
| Stephanie (ret.) | 0.143 |
| Ray Gamma | 0.143 |
| Fabio The Beautiful | 0.125 |
| Bill | 0.111 |
| Ben | 0.111 |
| Gnoméquin | 0.111 |
| Predatree | 0.111 |
| Romancing the Gnome | 0.111 |
| Manuela | 0.111 |
| Nicolas Cage | 0.091 |
| Percy | 0.071 |
| Stephen | 14 |
| Poppy | 14 |
| Mary | 14 |
| Percy | 14 |
| Rob Zombie | 14 |
| Bramwell | 14 |
| Tori Amos Tversky | 13 |
| Cathy Freeman Dyson | 13 |
| Tina La Fay | 13 |
| Cupcake Smith | 13 |
| Harper Lee Marvin | 13 |
| Calamity Jane Austin | 13 |
| Big Jane Manzanillo | 13 |
| Anne (ret.) | 12 |
| Deborah Harry Houdini (†) | 12 |
| Bo Derek Jacobi | 12 |
| Chunky La Belle | 12 |
| Erlewine Lazer | 12 |
| Elixer Sue Egypt (†) | 11 |
| Harrison Ford | 11 |
| Wesley Snipes | 11 |
| Sigourney Weaver | 11 |
| Jackie Chan | 11 |
| Nicolas Cage | 11 |
| Jean-Claude Van Damme | 11 |
| Johnny Five (ret.) | 10 |
| Sippy Wallace Beery (†) | 10 |
| Howard (ret.) | 10 |
| Samuel (†) | 10 |
| Edgar (†) | 10 |
| Anne (ret.) | 3 |
| Stephen | 3 |
| Johnny Five (ret.) | 3 |
| Poppy | 3 |
| Mary | 3 |
| Percy | 3 |
| Rob Zombie | 3 |
| E.L. | 3 |
| Howard (ret.) | 3 |
| Samuel (†) | 3 |
| Bramwell | 3 |
| Edgar (†) | 3 |
| Quentin (†) | 3 |
| Harrison Ford | 3 |
| Wesley Snipes | 3 |
| Sigourney Weaver | 3 |
| Jackie Chan | 3 |
| Nicolas Cage | 3 |
| Kurt Russell Reborn | 3 |
| Linda Hamilton | 3 |
| Bruce Willis | 3 |
| Jean-Claude Van Damme | 3 |
| Mr DNA | 2 |
| Richard Attenborough | 2 |
| Hat Guy | 2 |
| Sam Neill | 2 |
| Laura Dern | 2 |
| Jeff Goldblum | 2 |
| Samuel L Jackson | 2 |
| Clever Girl | 2 |
| Sigourney Weaver | 75 |
| Calamity Jane Austin | 44 |
| Mary | 43 |
| Tina La Fay | 43 |
| Wafer "Manbat" Cabrera | 43 |
| Chunky La Belle | 42 |
| Percy | 40 |
| Jean-Claude Van Damme | 40 |
| Morgoth, The Black Death | 38 |
| Nicolas Cage | 38 |
| Zealcap Tek | 35 |
| Arnold Schwarzenegger | 34 |
| Poppy | 32 |
| Deborah Harry Houdini (†) | 30 |
| Garfield | 29 |
| Gianluigi | 28 |
| Testing AG | 27 |
| Snowball | 26 |
| Ailie Ent | 26 |
| Gorog, Manslayer | 25 |
| Geena Davis | 25 |
| Wesley Snipes | 25 |
| 28 Gnomes Later | 24 |
| Steve | 24 |
| Mad Dog Matt Carob | 24 |
| Helmet | 24 |
| Bell-shaped John | 23 |
| E | 22 |
| Con Jandy | 22 |
| Paulo | 22 |
| Wafer "Manbat" Cabrera | 6.143 |
| Billy Ray Babineaux (ret.) | 5.333 |
| Player #3 (ret.) | 5.333 |
| Luce Bee | 4.500 |
| Zealcap Tek | 4.375 |
| Rachmaninoff Pete Williams (ret.) | 4.000 |
| Iquzal-ain'teq | 3.500 |
| Steve | 3.429 |
| Helmet | 3.429 |
| Morgoth, The Black Death | 3.333 |
| Garfield | 3.222 |
| Popeye Gonzales | 3.143 |
| Gianluigi | 3.111 |
| Mary | 3.071 |
| Pelvis Resley | 3.000 |
| 28 Gnomes Later | 3.000 |
| Mad Dog Matt Carob | 3.000 |
| Ailie Ent | 2.889 |
| Percy | 2.857 |
| Tina La Fay | 2.846 |
| Kill Mister | 2.667 |
| Calamity Jane Austin | 2.615 |
| Chunky La Belle | 2.583 |
| King Kerry | 2.571 |
| Jean-Claude Van Damme | 2.545 |
| Deborah Harry Houdini (†) | 2.500 |
| Tocenhutaqteq (†) | 2.500 |
| Paulo | 2.444 |
| The Gnomen | 2.444 |
| Fabio The Beautiful | 2.375 |
| Jordan (ret.) | 2.000 |
| *Void* | 1.000 |
| Iquzal-ain'teq | 0.833 |
| Sippy Wallace Beery | 0.667 |
| Fabio The Beautiful | 0.625 |
| Xoan (†) | 0.600 |
| Walter Wight | 0.500 |
| Betty Wight | 0.500 |
| Merny Bac | 0.500 |
| Mat Porita (†) | 0.500 |
| Leath Hedger | 0.500 |
| Wal Porker | 0.500 |
| O | 0.500 |
| E4 | 0.500 |
| R2 | 0.500 |
| Y | 0.500 |
| Baghead | 0.500 |
| William O'Thewisp | 0.500 |
| Sooty | 0.500 |
| Brittle Sun Saxon (ret.) | 0.500 |
| None (ret.) | 0.500 |
| Kurt Russell (†) | 0.400 |
| Coahuila Rex | 0.375 |
| Fabio | 0.333 |
| Garfield | 0.333 |
| Sylvester Stallone (ret.) | 0.333 |
| Tori Amos Tversky | 0.308 |
| Harper Lee Marvin | 0.308 |
| Steve | 0.286 |
| Xuaacu-hualtak | 0.286 |
| Sigourney Weaver | 230K |
| Brunhilda the Unwed | 200K |
| Atokoi | 200K |
| Tina La Fay | 190K |
| Chunky La Belle | 190K |
| King Giz | 190K |
| Mary | 185K |
| Percy | 185K |
| Pamela V | 185K |
| Leather Face | 185K |
| Con Jandy | 185K |
| Wal Porker | 185K |
| Snowball | 185K |
| Arnold Schwarzenegger | 180K |
| Coahuila Rex | 180K |
| Ailie Ent | 180K |
| Nicolas Cage | 180K |
| Buckethorn | 180K |
| Eater of Books | 175K |
| Calamity Jane Austin | 170K |
| Sooty | 165K |
| Fabio The Beautiful | 165K |
| Wesley Snipes | 160K |
| Viletongue | 160K |
| Wafer "Manbat" Cabrera | 160K |
| Buffy The Vampire Slayer No Pun Required | 160K |
| Rotface | 155K |
| Geena Davis | 150K |
| Eric | 145K |
| Bill | 145K |