Current Players
| Name | MA | ST | AG | PA | AV | Skills & Traits | Value | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| "El Batallador" Alberto Rascon | 5 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 10+ | Animosity (Orc Linemen) | 50K | |
| *Void* | 5 | 3 | 4+ | 6+ | 8+ | Regeneration, Thick Skull | 40K | |
| 28 Gnomes Later | 5 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 7+ | Dirty Player (+1), Jump Up, Right Stuff, Sneaky Git, Stunty, Wrestle | 100K | |
| Ailie Ent | 2 | 6 | 5+ | 5+ | 11+ | Block, Mighty Blow (+1), Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-mate, Timmm-ber! | 160K | |
| Alessandro | 7 | 3 | 2+ | 2+ | 8+ | Block, Pass | 115K | |
| Alexi | 8 | 2 | 2+ | 4+ | 8+ | Catch, Dodge | 90K | |
| Alpha Orionis | 2 | 6 | 5+ | 5+ | 11+ | Guard, Loner (4+), Mighty Blow (+1), Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-mate | 140K | |
| Apoek-nak'toc | 8 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Defensive, Dodge, Stunty | 70K | |
| Applehouse Chuck | 5 | 2 | 3+ | 3+ | 8+ | Dodge, Fend, Stunty | 50K | |
| Arnfinn the Stout | 6 | 3 | 3+ | 5+ | 8+ | Block, Frenzy, Jump Up | 90K | |
| Arnold | 5 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 10+ | Block, Mighty Blow (+1), Thick Skull | 100K | |
| Arnold Schwarzenegger | 7 | 3 | 2+ | 4+ | 9+ | Block, Dodge, Guard | 160K | |
| Asks-Long-Question | 6 | 4 | 5+ | 6+ | 10+ | None | 85K | |
| Atokoi | 6 | 5 | 5+ | -- | 10+ | Block, Bone Head, Guard, Loner (4+), Mighty Blow (+1), Prehensile Tail, Thick Skull | 200K | |
| Baghead | 4 | 3 | 4+ | -- | 9+ | Regeneration | 40K | |
| Barbecue Bob Williams | 5 | 2 | 3+ | 3+ | 8+ | Dodge, Fend, Stunty | 50K | |
| Beaver Peterson | 7 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | None | 50K | |
| Bell-shaped John | 5 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 7+ | Block, Diving Tackle, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | 90K | |
| Belladonna | 5 | 4 | 4+ | 6+ | 10+ | Block, Frenzy | 130K | |
| Betty Wight | 6 | 3 | 3+ | 5+ | 9+ | Block, Regeneration | 0K | |
| Big Bad John | 4 | 7 | 6+ | -- | 11+ | Break Tackle, Dirty Player (+2), Juggernaut, Loner (5+), Mighty Blow (+1), No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stand Firm | 170K | |
| Big Val | 4 | 4 | 4+ | -- | 10+ | Regeneration, Stand Firm, Thick Skull | 115K | |
| Big William | 4 | 4 | 4+ | -- | 10+ | Regeneration, Stand Firm, Thick Skull | 115K | |
| Bileblight | 6 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 9+ | Horns, Mighty Blow (+1), Plague Ridden, Regeneration | 95K | |
| Bill | 6 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 9+ | Catch, Pass, Sure Hands, Thick Skull | 145K | |
| Billy Ray Babineaux | 5 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 10+ | Animosity (Orc Linemen), Block, Frenzy | 90K | |
| Black Lava Falaba Bagayogo | 6 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 10+ | Animosity (all team-mates), Block | 80K | |
| Bloodguzzler | 7 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge | 75K | |
| Bo Derek Jacobi | 6 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge | 50K | |
| Bon | 6 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 9+ | Pass, Sure Hands, Thick Skull | 105K | |
| Borris | 4 | 3 | 4+ | 5+ | 10+ | Block, Guard, Tackle, Thick Skull | 90K | |
| Bramwell | 6 | 3 | 3+ | -- | 9+ | Block, Foul Appearance, Guard, No Hands, Regeneration, Sidestep | 115K | |
| Brawndo The Thirst Mutilator | 7 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Block, Guard | 110K | |
| Bruce Willis | 6 | 3 | 2+ | 4+ | 9+ | None | 70K | |
| Brunhilda the Unwed | 5 | 5 | 4+ | -- | 9+ | Block, Claws, Disturbing Presence, Frenzy, Loner (4+), Mighty Blow (+1), Unchannelled Fury | 200K | |
| Buckethorn | 5 | 5 | 4+ | -- | 9+ | Claws, Frenzy, Loner (4+), Mighty Blow (+1), Unchannelled Fury | 160K | |
| Bussy 1 | 5 | 1 | 3+ | -- | 6+ | Dodge, No Hands, Pick Me Up!, Stunty, Titchy | 20K | |
| Bussy 2 | 5 | 1 | 3+ | -- | 6+ | Dodge, No Hands, Pick Me Up!, Stunty, Titchy | 20K | |
| Butterscotch McShane | 5 | 2 | 3+ | 5+ | 7+ | Catch, Dodge, Right Stuff, Sprint, Stunty | 55K | |
| Calamity Jane Austin | 7 | 3 | 3+ | 5+ | 8+ | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Hit and Run, Jump Up, Sidestep, Tackle, Wrestle | 170K | |
| Captain Orcheart | 4 | 4 | 4+ | 5+ | 10+ | Brawler, Grab | 90K | |
| Cary Goleman | 7 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge | 75K | |
| Cathy Freeman Dyson | 6 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dirty Player (+1), Dodge | 70K | |
| Chestnut Charles | 5 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 7+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | 30K | |
| Chok-Ga | 6 | 4 | 5+ | 6+ | 10+ | Wrestle | 95K | |
| Chucky | 5 | 3 | 4+ | 6+ | 8+ | Regeneration, Thick Skull | 40K | |
| Churlish Doug Grimfang | 4 | 4 | 4+ | 5+ | 10+ | Block, Brawler, Grab, Guard | 130K | |
| Clever Girl | 6 | 4 | 5+ | 6+ | 10+ | Block | 105K | |
| Clive | 4 | 3 | 4+ | -- | 9+ | Regeneration | 40K | |
| Coahuila Rex | 6 | 5 | 5+ | -- | 10+ | Bone Head, Loner (4+), Mighty Blow (+1), Prehensile Tail, Thick Skull | 140K | |
| Coconut Jack Lewis | 5 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 7+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | 30K | |
| Comeuppance Von Floyd | 5 | 4 | 4+ | -- | 10+ | Animosity (Big Un Blockers) | 90K | |
| Con Jandy | 3 | 5 | 5+ | -- | 10+ | Block, Guard, Mighty Blow (+1), Regeneration | 185K | |
| Cream Nut Dave | 5 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 7+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | 30K | |
| Crom the Smasher | 5 | 4 | 3+ | 5+ | 10+ | Block, Guard | 140K | |
| Crum the Basher | 5 | 4 | 3+ | 5+ | 10+ | Block, Guard | 140K | |
| Cupcake Son Davis | 5 | 2 | 2+ | 4+ | 7+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | 70K | |
| D | 6 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | 40K | |
| D2 | 5 | 1 | 3+ | 5+ | 6+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | 15K | |
| Daryl Hannah Arendt | 6 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge, Kick, Wrestle | 90K | |
| Derek | 4 | 3 | 4+ | -- | 9+ | Regeneration | 40K | |
| Diana Ross Perot | 6 | 4 | 3+ | 5+ | 9+ | Block, Defensive, Dodge, Guard, Mighty Blow (+1), Stand Firm | 190K | |
| Dr Gnolittle | 5 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge, Guard, Jump Up, Stunty, Wrestle | 75K | |
| Dr. Malcom Armison | 4 | 3 | 4+ | -- | 9+ | Block, Regeneration | 60K | |
| Droopjaw | 5 | 3 | 4+ | 6+ | 9+ | Decay, Plague Ridden | 35K | |
| Dun'quio'dee | 6 | 4 | 5+ | 6+ | 10+ | Mighty Blow (+1) | 105K | |
| E | 7 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Animosity (Underworld Goblin Linemen) | 50K | |
| E.L. | 7 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge | 75K | |
| E2 | 7 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Animosity (Underworld Goblin Linemen) | 50K | |
| E3 | 6 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | 40K | |
| E4 | 6 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | 40K | |
| Eater of Books | 4 | 5 | 5+ | 5+ | 10+ | Always Hungry, Block, Guard, Loner (3+), Mighty Blow (+1), Projectile Vomit, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-mate | 175K | |
| Eddie "The Devil" Devehoussaye | 5 | 4 | 4+ | -- | 10+ | Animosity (Big Un Blockers), Block | 110K | |
| Egil the Mild | 6 | 3 | 3+ | 5+ | 8+ | Block, Frenzy, Jump Up | 90K | |
| Elixer Sue Egypt | 4 | 3 | 4+ | -- | 9+ | Regeneration | 40K | |
| Eric | 6 | 4 | 4+ | -- | 9+ | Block, Frenzy, Mighty Blow (+1) | 145K | |
| Etta James Garfield | 6 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Block, Dodge, Tackle | 90K | |
| Fabio | 5 | 3 | 4+ | -- | 9+ | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Mighty Blow (+1), Thick Skull | 115K | |
| Fabio | 8 | 3 | 2+ | 4+ | 8+ | Block, Dodge, Leap, Strip Ball | 0K | |
| Face-of-Obsidian | 6 | 4 | 5+ | 6+ | 10+ | None | 85K | |
| Fantastic | 7 | 2 | 2+ | -- | 6+ | Dodge, My Ball, Sidestep, Stunty | 50K | |
| Festerblight | 6 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 9+ | Block, Horns, Plague Ridden, Regeneration | 95K | |
| Filthnose | 4 | 4 | 4+ | 6+ | 10+ | Block, Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Plague Ridden, Regeneration | 135K | |
| Fleshrot | 5 | 3 | 4+ | 6+ | 9+ | Decay, Plague Ridden | 35K | |
| Freddy | 7 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge | 75K | |
| Fungusbreath | 6 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 9+ | Block, Horns, Plague Ridden, Regeneration, Sure Hands | 115K | |
| Garfield | 7 | 2 | 2+ | -- | 6+ | Dodge, My Ball, Sidestep, Stunty | 0K | |
| Gazrog, The Bloody Grin | 6 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 9+ | Horns | 60K | |
| Geena Davis | 7 | 3 | 2+ | 5+ | 8+ | Dodge, Frenzy, Jump Up, Tackle, Wrestle | 150K | |
| Gianluigi | 7 | 3 | 2+ | 4+ | 8+ | Block, Dodge | 110K | |
| Gnome Alone | 5 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 7+ | Dodge, Jump Up, Right Stuff, Stunty, Wrestle | 50K | |
| Gnome Hard | 5 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 7+ | Dodge, Jump Up, Right Stuff, Stunty, Wrestle | 60K | |
| Gnomerang | 5 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 7+ | Jump Up, Right Stuff, Stunty, Wrestle | 40K | |
| Gnoméquin | 5 | 2 | 3+ | 3+ | 7+ | Jump Up, Stunty, Trickster, Wrestle | 50K | |
| Gopher Boy Slim | 9 | 2 | 2+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge | 85K | |
| Gorebelly | 5 | 3 | 4+ | 6+ | 9+ | Block, Decay, Plague Ridden | 55K | |
| Gorey James Dio | 5 | 4 | 4+ | 6+ | 10+ | Frenzy | 110K | |
| Gorlog, Deathbellow | 6 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 9+ | Block, Horns | 80K | |
| Gorog, Manslayer | 6 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 9+ | Block, Horns, Sure Hands | 100K | |
| Granary Red | 7 | 3 | 3+ | 2+ | 8+ | Pass, Sure Hands | 85K | |
| Grapefruit Sam Grisom | 5 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 7+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | 30K | |
| Grey Belly | 7 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | None | 50K | |
| Guillermo | 4 | 4 | 4+ | -- | 10+ | Regeneration, Stand Firm, Thick Skull | 115K | |
| Gul'Rog, Chainbreaker | 6 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 9+ | Block, Horns | 80K | |
| Hambody Eddie Bell | 5 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 7+ | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | 50K | |
| Hands-Full-of-Bees | 6 | 4 | 5+ | 6+ | 10+ | Block | 105K | |
| Hannibal | 6 | 3 | 3+ | 5+ | 9+ | Block, Regeneration | 90K | |
| Harper Lee Marvin | 6 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Block, Dodge, Sure Hands | 90K | |
| Harrison Ford | 6 | 3 | 2+ | 4+ | 9+ | Kick | 90K | |
| Hat Guy | 8 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge, Stunty | 60K | |
| Helmet | 6 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Block, Frenzy | 70K | |
| Helmut Spiegel | 4 | 3 | 4+ | -- | 9+ | Block, Regeneration | 60K | |
| Henry | 6 | 3 | 3+ | -- | 9+ | Block, Foul Appearance, No Hands, Regeneration, Sidestep | 95K | |
| Hjordis the Undefeated | 7 | 3 | 3+ | 3+ | 8+ | Catch, Dauntless, Pass, Strip Ball, Sure Hands | 115K | |
| Hoppy Jack Peabody | 9 | 2 | 2+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge | 85K | |
| Hummingbird Crown | 6 | 4 | 5+ | 6+ | 10+ | None | 85K | |
| Iquzal-ain'teq | 8 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Catch, Dodge, Stunty | 70K | |
| Irascible | 6 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull | 45K | |
| Irksome | 6 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull | 0K | |
| Ivor the Breaker | 6 | 4 | 4+ | -- | 9+ | Frenzy | 105K | |
| Jack Griffin | 7 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Block, Dodge | 95K | |
| Jack T | 5 | 3 | 4+ | 6+ | 8+ | Regeneration, Thick Skull | 40K | |
| Jackie Chan | 6 | 3 | 2+ | 4+ | 9+ | None | 70K | |
| Jaguar-Facing-Left | 8 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge, Stunty | 60K | |
| Jane Russell Crowe | 6 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge | 50K | |
| Janet Jackson Pollock | 6 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge | 50K | |
| Jason V | 6 | 3 | 3+ | 5+ | 9+ | Block, Regeneration | 90K | |
| Jean-Claude Van Damme | 7 | 3 | 2+ | 3+ | 8+ | Block, Dodge, Dump-off | 120K | |
| Jeff Goldblum | 6 | 4 | 5+ | 6+ | 10+ | None | 85K | |
| Jennifer | 5 | 3 | 4+ | 6+ | 8+ | Regeneration, Thick Skull | 40K | |
| Jo-El Beauregard | 5 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 10+ | Animosity (Orc Linemen), Wrestle | 0K | |
| John | 4 | 3 | 4+ | 5+ | 10+ | Block, Guard, Tackle, Thick Skull | 90K | |
| K | 7 | 3 | 3+ | 2+ | 8+ | Animosity (Underworld Goblin Linemen), Pass, Sure Hands | 85K | |
| Kayaoko | 4 | 3 | 4+ | -- | 9+ | Regeneration | 40K | |
| Keanu Reeves | 6 | 3 | 2+ | 4+ | 9+ | None | 70K | |
| Kerfuffle | 6 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull | 0K | |
| Kid Gurbash | 4 | 4 | 4+ | 5+ | 10+ | Block, Brawler, Grab | 110K | |
| Kill Mister | 6 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Block, Frenzy | 0K | |
| King Kerry | 5 | 4 | 4+ | 6+ | 10+ | Block, Frenzy | 130K | |
| King Zog | 5 | 4 | 3+ | 5+ | 10+ | Block | 120K | |
| Kingsgnome | 5 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 7+ | Dodge, Jump Up, Right Stuff, Stunty, Wrestle | 60K | |
| Kirk the Hammer | 6 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Frenzy | 50K | |
| Kurt Russell | 6 | 3 | 2+ | 4+ | 9+ | None | 70K | |
| Laura Dern | 6 | 4 | 5+ | 6+ | 10+ | None | 85K | |
| Laurell | 4 | 3 | 4+ | -- | 9+ | Regeneration | 40K | |
| Leath Hedger | 5 | 3 | 4+ | 6+ | 8+ | Regeneration, Thick Skull | 40K | |
| Leather Face | 3 | 5 | 5+ | -- | 10+ | Block, Guard, Mighty Blow (+1), Regeneration | 185K | |
| Lex the Girl | 8 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge, Stunty, Sure Feet | 80K | |
| Linda Hamilton | 6 | 3 | 2+ | 4+ | 9+ | None | 70K | |
| Lippy Urzog | 4 | 4 | 4+ | 5+ | 10+ | Brawler, Grab | 90K | |
| Little Hubert | 5 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 7+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | 30K | |
| Lizabeth Scott Joplin | 6 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Block, Dodge, Frenzy | 90K | |
| Lord Winthrop | 4 | 4 | 4+ | 5+ | 10+ | Brawler, Grab | 90K | |
| Lorenzo | 7 | 3 | 2+ | 4+ | 8+ | Block | 90K | |
| Low to the ground Charlie Hays | 7 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | None | 50K | |
| Luce Bee | 7 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge, Sure Hands | 95K | |
| Luke | 4 | 3 | 4+ | 5+ | 10+ | Block, Guard, Tackle, Thick Skull | 90K | |
| M | 9 | 2 | 2+ | 4+ | 8+ | Animosity (Underworld Goblin Linemen), Dodge | 85K | |
| Mad Dog Matt Carob | 6 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 10+ | Animosity (all team-mates), Block, Guard, Mighty Blow (+1) | 120K | |
| Maggotmaw | 5 | 3 | 4+ | 6+ | 9+ | Decay, Plague Ridden | 35K | |
| Magnhild the Resolute | 7 | 3 | 3+ | 3+ | 8+ | Catch, Dauntless, Pass, Strip Ball | 95K | |
| Maimsteen | 6 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Block, Frenzy | 70K | |
| Manuela | 7 | 3 | 2+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge | 90K | |
| Mark | 4 | 3 | 4+ | 5+ | 10+ | Block, Guard, Tackle, Thick Skull | 90K | |
| Mary | 8 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 9+ | Block, Claws, Dodge, Frenzy, Regeneration, Tackle | 185K | |
| Matt | 4 | 3 | 4+ | 5+ | 10+ | Block, Guard, Tackle, Thick Skull | 90K | |
| Matt Caiman | 6 | 4 | 5+ | 6+ | 10+ | Kick | 95K | |
| Merny Bac | 5 | 3 | 4+ | 6+ | 8+ | Regeneration, Thick Skull | 0K | |
| Morgog, The Blacktooth Grin | 6 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 9+ | Horns | 60K | |
| Morgoth, The Black Death | 6 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 9+ | Block, Claws, Horns, Mighty Blow (+1) | 120K | |
| Mousemeralda | 9 | 2 | 2+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge | 85K | |
| Mr DNA | 6 | 5 | 5+ | -- | 10+ | Bone Head, Loner (4+), Mighty Blow (+1), Prehensile Tail, Thick Skull | 140K | |
| Mullumbimby Barbarossa | 6 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 10+ | Animosity (all team-mates), Block, Guard | 100K | |
| Newman from Seinfeld | 8 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge, Stunty | 60K | |
| Nico | 7 | 3 | 2+ | 4+ | 8+ | None | 70K | |
| Nicolas Cage | 7 | 3 | 2+ | 4+ | 9+ | Block, Dodge, Tackle | 140K | |
| Nokor | 6 | 4 | 5+ | 6+ | 10+ | Block, Mighty Blow (+1) | 115K | |
| O | 7 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 9+ | Animosity (Underworld Goblin Linemen), Block, Horns, Mighty Blow (+1) | 130K | |
| Old Blind Darby | 5 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 7+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | 30K | |
| Pamela V | 3 | 5 | 5+ | -- | 10+ | Block, Guard, Mighty Blow (+1), Regeneration | 185K | |
| Patty Duke Robillard | 6 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge | 50K | |
| Paul T. Geist | 6 | 3 | 3+ | -- | 9+ | Block, Foul Appearance, No Hands, Regeneration, Sidestep | 95K | |
| Paulo | 7 | 3 | 2+ | 2+ | 8+ | Block, Pass, Sure Hands | 135K | |
| Peevish | 6 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull | 45K | |
| Pelvis Resley | 4 | 3 | 4+ | -- | 9+ | Regeneration | 40K | |
| Percy | 8 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 9+ | Block, Claws, Dodge, Frenzy, Regeneration, Tackle | 185K | |
| Phill | 4 | 3 | 4+ | 5+ | 10+ | Block, Guard, Tackle, Thick Skull | 90K | |
| Pimplepop | 5 | 3 | 4+ | 6+ | 9+ | Decay, Plague Ridden | 35K | |
| Pincent Vice | 7 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge | 75K | |
| Player #1 | 8 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge, Stunty | 60K | |
| Player #1 | 6 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull | 45K | |
| Player #1 | 6 | 3 | 2+ | 4+ | 9+ | None | 70K | |
| Player #1 | 7 | 3 | 3+ | 5+ | 9+ | Block | 90K | |
| Player #10 | 6 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull | 45K | |
| Player #10 | 7 | 3 | 2+ | 4+ | 9+ | Block | 100K | |
| Player #10 | 7 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | None | 50K | |
| Player #11 | 6 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull | 45K | |
| Player #11 | 7 | 3 | 2+ | 4+ | 9+ | Block | 100K | |
| Player #11 | 7 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | None | 50K | |
| Player #12 | 6 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull | 45K | |
| Player #12 | 7 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | None | 50K | |
| Player #13 | 6 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull | 45K | |
| Player #14 | 4 | 4 | 4+ | 5+ | 10+ | Brawler, Grab | 90K | |
| Player #15 | 4 | 5 | 5+ | 5+ | 10+ | Always Hungry, Loner (3+), Mighty Blow (+1), Projectile Vomit, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-mate | 115K | |
| Player #2 | 6 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull | 45K | |
| Player #2 | 6 | 3 | 2+ | 4+ | 9+ | None | 70K | |
| Player #2 | 7 | 3 | 3+ | 5+ | 9+ | Block | 90K | |
| Player #3 | 6 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull | 45K | |
| Player #3 | 6 | 3 | 2+ | 4+ | 9+ | None | 70K | |
| Player #3 | 9 | 2 | 2+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge | 85K | |
| Player #4 | 6 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull | 45K | |
| Player #4 | 6 | 3 | 2+ | 4+ | 9+ | None | 70K | |
| Player #4 | 9 | 2 | 2+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge | 85K | |
| Player #5 | 6 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull | 45K | |
| Player #5 | 6 | 3 | 2+ | 4+ | 9+ | None | 70K | |
| Player #5 | 9 | 2 | 2+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge | 85K | |
| Player #6 | 6 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull | 45K | |
| Player #6 | 6 | 3 | 2+ | 4+ | 9+ | None | 70K | |
| Player #6 | 9 | 2 | 2+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge | 85K | |
| Player #7 | 6 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull | 45K | |
| Player #7 | 6 | 3 | 2+ | 4+ | 9+ | None | 70K | |
| Player #7 | 7 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | None | 50K | |
| Player #8 | 6 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull | 45K | |
| Player #8 | 7 | 3 | 2+ | 4+ | 9+ | Block | 100K | |
| Player #8 | 7 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | None | 50K | |
| Player #9 | 6 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull | 45K | |
| Player #9 | 7 | 3 | 2+ | 4+ | 9+ | Block | 100K | |
| Player #9 | 7 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | None | 50K | |
| Popcorn Tim Western | 5 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 7+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | 30K | |
| Popeye Gonzales | 5 | 4 | 4+ | -- | 10+ | Animosity (Big Un Blockers), Block, Guard | 130K | |
| Poppy | 7 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Block, Dodge, Sure Hands | 115K | |
| Poxswell | 4 | 4 | 4+ | 6+ | 10+ | Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Plague Ridden, Regeneration | 115K | |
| Predatree | 2 | 6 | 5+ | 5+ | 11+ | Mighty Blow (+1), Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-mate, Timmm-ber! | 120K | |
| Prof. Pinus | 2 | 6 | 5+ | 5+ | 11+ | Mighty Blow (+1), Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-mate, Timmm-ber! | 120K | |
| Puke Lerry | 4 | 3 | 4+ | -- | 9+ | Regeneration | 40K | |
| Pusgut | 4 | 4 | 4+ | 6+ | 10+ | Block, Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Plague Ridden, Regeneration | 135K | |
| R | 5 | 1 | 3+ | 5+ | 6+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | 15K | |
| R2 | 5 | 1 | 3+ | 5+ | 6+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | 15K | |
| Rachmaninoff Pete Williams | 5 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 10+ | Animosity (Orc Linemen), Dirty Player (+1) | 70K | |
| Radulfr the Wise | 6 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Block, Drunkard, Thick Skull | 50K | |
| Ray Gamma | 6 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 9+ | Horns, Juggernaut | 70K | |
| Reed Opossum | 8 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge, Stunty | 60K | |
| Regan Mc | 4 | 3 | 4+ | -- | 9+ | Regeneration | 40K | |
| Richard Attenborough | 6 | 4 | 5+ | 6+ | 10+ | Block | 105K | |
| Ripjaw | 7 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge | 75K | |
| Roald the Tyrant | 6 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Block, Drunkard, Thick Skull | 50K | |
| Rob Zombie | 4 | 4 | 4+ | -- | 10+ | Guard, Regeneration, Stand Firm, Thick Skull | 135K | |
| Romancing the Gnome | 5 | 2 | 3+ | 3+ | 7+ | Dodge, Jump Up, Stunty, Trickster, Wrestle | 70K | |
| Rotface | 4 | 4 | 4+ | 6+ | 10+ | Block, Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Guard, Plague Ridden, Regeneration | 155K | |
| S | 4 | 5 | 5+ | 5+ | 10+ | Always Hungry, Loner (4+), Mighty Blow (+1), Projectile Vomit, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Tentacles, Throw Team-mate | 135K | |
| Sadako | 4 | 3 | 4+ | -- | 9+ | Regeneration | 40K | |
| Saint Cornelius | 4 | 4 | 4+ | 5+ | 10+ | Brawler, Grab | 0K | |
| Sam Neill | 6 | 4 | 5+ | 6+ | 10+ | Block, Mighty Blow (+1) | 125K | |
| Samuel L Jackson | 6 | 4 | 5+ | 6+ | 10+ | Block | 105K | |
| Savage Rick | 6 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Block, Frenzy | 70K | |
| Scamperin' Joe Williams | 7 | 3 | 3+ | 5+ | 9+ | Block | 90K | |
| Scores-in-One-Turn | 8 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge, Sprint, Stunty, Sure Feet | 100K | |
| Sen | 5 | 3 | 4+ | -- | 9+ | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Mighty Blow (+1), Thick Skull | 115K | |
| Shoeless Pete Johnson | 5 | 2 | 3+ | 5+ | 7+ | Catch, Dodge, Right Stuff, Sprint, Stunty | 55K | |
| Sigourney Weaver | 7 | 3 | 2+ | 5+ | 8+ | Block, Dodge, Frenzy, Jump Up, Mighty Blow (+1), Sidestep, Tackle | 210K | |
| Sigurd the Bold | 6 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Block, Drunkard, Thick Skull | 50K | |
| Sippy Wallace Beery | 4 | 3 | 4+ | -- | 9+ | Regeneration | 40K | |
| Sir Cumference | 7 | 3 | 3+ | 5+ | 9+ | Block | 90K | |
| Smoking Butterfly | 7 | 2 | 3+ | 3+ | 8+ | Dodge, On the Ball, Shadowing, Stunty, Sure Feet, Sure Hands | 130K | |
| Snowball | 8 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 9+ | Block, Claws, Dodge, Frenzy, Regeneration, Sidestep | 185K | |
| Sofia | 7 | 3 | 2+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge, Kick | 110K | |
| Sooty | 8 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 9+ | Block, Claws, Dodge, Frenzy, Regeneration | 165K | |
| Splotchsquirm | 6 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 9+ | Horns, Plague Ridden, Regeneration | 75K | |
| Sten the Hard | 6 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Block, Drunkard, Thick Skull | 50K | |
| Stephen | 4 | 3 | 4+ | -- | 9+ | Block, Pro, Regeneration | 60K | |
| Stephen | 5 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 10+ | Block, Mighty Blow (+1), Thick Skull | 100K | |
| Steve | 8 | 2 | 2+ | 4+ | 8+ | Block, Catch, Dodge | 110K | |
| Stradivarius | 6 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull | 45K | |
| Stripey Bear | 6 | 4 | 5+ | 6+ | 10+ | None | 85K | |
| Sunny Jim Gildersleeve | 5 | 4 | 4+ | -- | 10+ | Animosity (Big Un Blockers) | 90K | |
| Sweet Michael | 6 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 9+ | Block, Horns, Juggernaut | 90K | |
| Sylvester Stallone | 7 | 3 | 2+ | 4+ | 9+ | Block, Dodge | 120K | |
| Taktok-hual'qui | 8 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge, Sprint, Stunty | 70K | |
| Tenderfoot | 9 | 2 | 2+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge | 85K | |
| Tequih'gar | 6 | 4 | 5+ | 6+ | 10+ | Kick | 95K | |
| Tetchy | 6 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull | 45K | |
| The Gnomen | 5 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge, Guard, Jump Up, Stunty, Wrestle | 75K | |
| Tim the Boy | 8 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Block, Dodge, Stunty | 100K | |
| Tina La Fay | 6 | 4 | 3+ | 5+ | 9+ | Block, Defensive, Dodge, Guard, Mighty Blow (+1), Stand Firm | 190K | |
| Tiny Bison | 8 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge, Stunty | 60K | |
| Tocenhutaqteq | 8 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Block, Dodge, Stunty | 100K | |
| Toilet Lawyer | 7 | 2 | 3+ | 3+ | 8+ | Dodge, On the Ball, Shadowing, Stunty | 70K | |
| Torbjorn the Mute | 6 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Block, Drunkard, Thick Skull | 50K | |
| Tori Amos Tversky | 6 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dirty Player (+1), Dodge | 70K | |
| Ugg, The Hungry | 5 | 5 | 4+ | 5+ | 10+ | Bone Head, Loner (4+), Mighty Blow (+1), Thick Skull, Throw Team-mate | 140K | |
| Viletongue | 4 | 5 | 5+ | -- | 10+ | Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Guard, Loner (4+), Mighty Blow (+1), Plague Ridden, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Tentacles | 160K | |
| W | 7 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Animosity (Underworld Goblin Linemen) | 50K | |
| Wafer "Manbat" Cabrera | 6 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 10+ | Animosity (all team-mates), Block, Guard, Sure Hands | 120K | |
| Wal Porker | 3 | 5 | 5+ | -- | 10+ | Block, Guard, Mighty Blow (+1), Regeneration | 185K | |
| Walter Wight | 6 | 3 | 3+ | 5+ | 9+ | Block, Break Tackle, Regeneration, Tackle | 120K | |
| Water Mirror | 6 | 4 | 5+ | 6+ | 10+ | None | 85K | |
| Wesley Snipes | 7 | 3 | 2+ | 4+ | 9+ | Block, Dodge | 120K | |
| Wild Zakk | 6 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Block, Frenzy | 70K | |
| William O'Thewisp | 6 | 3 | 3+ | -- | 9+ | Block, Foul Appearance, No Hands, Regeneration, Sidestep | 95K | |
| Xoan | 5 | 4 | 5+ | 6+ | 10+ | None | 85K | |
| Xuaacu-hualtak | 8 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge, Stunty | 60K | |
| Y | 5 | 1 | 3+ | 5+ | 6+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | 15K | |
| Young Gnomes | 5 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 7+ | Jump Up, Right Stuff, Stunty, Wrestle | 40K | |
| Young Jeff | 5 | 4 | 4+ | 6+ | 10+ | Frenzy | 110K | |
| Zar'Ling, The Cursed | 6 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 9+ | Block, Horns | 80K | |
| Zealcap Tek | 7 | 2 | 3+ | 3+ | 8+ | Block, Diving Tackle, Dodge, On the Ball, Shadowing, Sprint, Stunty | 130K | |
| Zil'Kar the Chosen | 5 | 4 | 3+ | 5+ | 10+ | Block, Guard | 140K | |
| Zlarg, One Eye | 6 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 9+ | Block, Horns | 80K |