Past Players
| Name | MA | ST | AG | PA | AV | Skills & Traits | Value | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| "El Batallador" Alberto Rascon | 5 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 10+ | Animosity (Orc Linemen) | 0K | retired Apr 26 25 |
| Ageing Action Heroes Journeyman #1 | 6 | 3 | 2+ | 4+ | 9+ | None | 0K | retired Aug 8 25 |
| Anne | 4 | 3 | 4+ | -- | 9+ | Regeneration, Strip Ball | 0K | retired Apr 1 23 |
| Billy Ray Babineaux | 5 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 10+ | Animosity (Orc Linemen), Block, Frenzy | 0K | retired Apr 26 25 |
| Boris | 5 | 4 | 3+ | 5+ | 10+ | None | 0K | retired May 27 22 |
| Brittle Sun Saxon | 5 | 4 | 4+ | -- | 10+ | Animosity (Big Un Blockers) | 0K | retired Apr 13 25 |
| Bubba "Bunny" Guthrie | 5 | 3 | 4+ | 4+ | 10+ | Animosity (Orc Linemen) | 0K | retired Jun 21 25 |
| Buster Sundown | 5 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 10+ | Animosity (Orc Linemen), Kick, Sure Hands | 0K | retired Mar 22 25 |
| Cool Papa Hardy | 5 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 10+ | Animosity (Orc Linemen), Strip Ball | 0K | retired Mar 19 25 |
| Deano | 4 | 3 | 4+ | -- | 9+ | Regeneration | 0K | retired May 27 22 |
| Deborah Harry Houdini | 6 | 3 | 3+ | 3+ | 8+ | Block, Dodge, Leader, On the Ball, Pass, Safe Pass, Sure Hands | 0K | killed by E Mar 29 25 |
| Destiny | 8 | 3 | 2+ | 4+ | 8+ | Block, Dodge, Leap, Tackle | 0K | killed by None Aug 10 25 |
| Edgar | 6 | 3 | 3+ | -- | 9+ | Block, Foul Appearance, No Hands, Regeneration, Sidestep | 0K | killed by Big Jane Manzanillo Jun 14 22 |
| Edgar | 6 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Catch, Defensive, Diving Catch, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull | 0K | retired Mar 14 25 |
| Elixer Sue Egypt | 6 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge | 0K | killed by Luce Bee Apr 1 23 |
| Gnomerang | 5 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 7+ | Jump Up, Right Stuff, Stunty, Wrestle | 0K | retired Apr 29 25 |
| Gnomes In Paradise | 5 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 7+ | Jump Up, Right Stuff, Stunty, Wrestle | 0K | retired Aug 4 25 |
| Howard | 4 | 3 | 4+ | -- | 9+ | Block, Regeneration | 0K | retired Jun 5 22 |
| John | 4 | 3 | 4+ | -- | 9+ | Regeneration | 0K | retired May 22 22 |
| Johnny Five | 4 | 3 | 4+ | -- | 9+ | Fend, Regeneration | 0K | retired Jun 5 22 |
| Jordan | 4 | 4 | 6+ | -- | 10+ | Regeneration, Stand Firm, Thick Skull | 0K | retired Apr 1 23 |
| Josef | 4 | 3 | 4+ | -- | 9+ | Regeneration | 0K | retired May 27 22 |
| Kang, Skull Stomper | 5 | 5 | 4+ | -- | 9+ | Frenzy, Horns, Loner (4+), Mighty Blow (+1), Thick Skull, Unchannelled Fury | 0K | retired Mar 17 25 |
| Kaz, The Gorerunner | 6 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 9+ | Horns | 0K | retired Mar 14 23 |
| Keanu Reeves | 6 | 3 | 2+ | 4+ | 9+ | None | 0K | retired Apr 28 25 |
| King Zug | 5 | 4 | 3+ | 5+ | 10+ | None | 0K | retired May 27 22 |
| Krelog | 6 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 9+ | Horns | 0K | retired May 27 22 |
| Kurt Russell | 6 | 3 | 2+ | 4+ | 9+ | None | 0K | killed by Kirk the Hammer May 10 25 |
| Luke | 4 | 3 | 4+ | 5+ | 10+ | Block, Guard, Tackle, Thick Skull | 0K | killed by Popeye Gonzales Apr 26 25 |
| Mat Porita | 5 | 3 | 4+ | 6+ | 8+ | Regeneration, Thick Skull | 0K | killed by Harper Lee Marvin Apr 1 23 |
| None | 8 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge, Stunty | 0K | retired Jun 10 25 |
| Player #11 | 6 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull | 0K | retired May 27 25 |
| Player #12 | 6 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull | 0K | retired May 27 25 |
| Player #3 | 6 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull | 0K | retired May 28 25 |
| Player #4 | 6 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull | 0K | retired May 27 25 |
| Player #4 | 6 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 9+ | Horns | 0K | retired Oct 23 25 |
| Player #5 | 6 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull | 0K | retired May 27 25 |
| Player #6 | 6 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull | 0K | retired May 27 25 |
| Player #7 | 6 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull | 0K | retired May 27 25 |
| Player #9 | 6 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull | 0K | retired May 27 25 |
| Quentin | 4 | 4 | 4+ | -- | 10+ | Guard, Regeneration, Stand Firm, Thick Skull | 0K | killed by Cathy Freeman Dyson Jun 14 22 |
| Rachmaninoff Pete Williams | 5 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 10+ | Animosity (Orc Linemen), Dirty Player (+1) | 0K | retired Apr 26 25 |
| Revenge of the Gnomes | 5 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 7+ | Diving Catch, Jump Up, Right Stuff, Stunty, Wrestle | 0K | retired Mar 30 25 |
| Roberto | 4 | 4 | 4+ | -- | 10+ | Regeneration, Stand Firm, Thick Skull | 0K | retired May 22 22 |
| Roberto | 8 | 3 | 2+ | 4+ | 8+ | Block, Dodge, Leap | 0K | killed by Sigourney Weaver Mar 29 25 |
| Samuel | 4 | 3 | 4+ | -- | 9+ | Block, Regeneration | 0K | killed by Big Jane Manzanillo Jun 14 22 |
| Shirley Temple Grandin | 6 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge | 0K | retired Jun 4 22 |
| Sippy Wallace Beery | 6 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge | 0K | killed by Clive Apr 1 23 |
| Stephanie | 7 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge | 0K | retired May 29 22 |
| Sylvester Stallone | 7 | 2 | 2+ | 4+ | 9+ | Block, Dodge | 0K | retired Aug 8 25 |
| Test Journeyman #0 | 6 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull | 0K | retired May 27 25 |
| Test Journeyman #1 | 6 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull | 0K | retired May 27 25 |
| Tocenhutaqteq | 8 | 2 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Block, Diving Tackle, Dodge, Stunty | 0K | killed by Garfield Jul 29 25 |
| Valentina | 7 | 3 | 2+ | 4+ | 8+ | None | 0K | killed by Sigourney Weaver Mar 29 25 |
| Xoan | 5 | 4 | 5+ | 6+ | 10+ | Dirty Player (+1) | 0K | killed by Wafer "Manbat" Cabrera Jun 21 25 |